1. Admiring the strange sense of perpetual mortality, dizziness and tiredness that comes with painful mystery ailments.

2. Trying to wash off the DIRTY from deceitfully telemarketing to people who are desperately searching for jobs.

3. Trying not to be pissed that a 2 week full time office job turned into the above job, which is suddenly a 7 day job with mostly half-days instead of full-days.

4. Waiting for the dozen green baby tomatoes in my garden to start ripening into big, succulent, juicy red tomatoes that I can eat and proudly show off. Not necessarily in that order.

5. Still keeping the cat(s) hanging on.

6. Still crazy.

7. Already can't wait for autumn. Wish autumn was about 9 months long. We only need 3 months for winter, spring and summer, really.

8. Accidentally poking my ear with a q-tip, resulting in bleeding and diminished hearing capacity, but a nice dull ache. Fun times.

9. Visiting the zoo and spending loads of time hanging out with family and kids by the pool. Fun times, without sarcasm for a change.

10. Dreaming up ideas.

11. Still crazy.

12. Trying to find a silver lining in #2 and #3 - which may be that I am developing a bit more confidence and ability in talking to strangers and using phones. A good thing.

13. Still crazy.